The Dwarf's Guide To The 2019 Federal Election
Well, here we go again. On Saturday May 18th, you, dear fellow Australian, will fight your way past desperate volunteers only to gaze in confusion
Antony Green Stoked About Getting Penalty Rates This Weekend
Ultimo – As he gears up for his biggest night of the year, the ABC’s election analyst Antony Green confirmed that he was ‘absolutely ‘ken
Angus Young Unable To Name His Favourite LNP Member
Legendary AC/DC guitarist Angus Young shocked the nation today, admitting on Triple M’s Hot Breakfast that he could not name his favourite member of the
Benedict Cumberbatch Arrested By EU Storm Troopers After Judge Declares Name Too British
On the eve of Britain’s exit from the European Union, the dystopian goliath’s mighty fury was on full display today as EU storm troopers arrested
Apu Replaced On The Simpsons By Indian-American ‘Comedian' Desperately Searching For Relevance
The writing team behind The Simpsons have announced their replacement for Apu, introducing Indian-American ‘comedian’ Hari Kondabolu to the little town of Springfield. Hari is
All Major Deities Declare Linkedin Nadir Of Human Civilisation
Andromeda – History was made today as all the world’s major deities put aside their differences and reached a rare moment of consensus, declaring Linkedin
The Womens
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Dwarfactoids: Bang A Gong (Get It On)
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Disney+ Announces New Star Wars Series: The Womandalorian
Hot on the heels of the release of their acclaimed series The Mandalorian, Disney+ has announced plans to release The Womandalorian, an all-female version of
Man Makes Major Life Decision After Advice From Talking Meerkat
Potts Point – Having agonised for months over which life insurance provider to entrust with his family’s future, forty-five year old electrician Wally Hammond finally
Man Unwittingly Watches Cyclist’s Death Live On UberEats Tracker
Camperdown – Local stoner Philip McKeiran’s UberEats order took a macabre turn last night, as he unwittingly witnessed the death of his driver on the
My Wife Is A Sack Full Of Doorknobs
My wife loves this story. My wife is… she’s really something else, know what I mean? She really is. My wife… she’s a sack full
I Was The Third Person To Eat A Potato
I'll never forget the day I became the third person to eat a potato. People eat potatoes all the time now, but back then it
Goddamn Dementia
Chances are dementia will kill you. That’s if you live past 2050. With the advances in medical science, we’re able to keep the rest of
