Old Man Regrets Never Being in a Situation Where He Could Exclaim "Not on My Watch!" New World Order Directs President Biden To Keep Things Exactly The Same Or "Maybe Slightly Better" Twitter Shuts the Stable Door After the Horse Attempts Coup Trump Debuts Newest Presidential Tone for the Remaining 0.008904% of His Term $740.5 US Defence Budget Clearly Not Enough Evidence Emerges of Enmore Driver Not Keeping Left Enough Biscuit Scholar Furious With Ignorant Public: "It's Tims Tam, Just Like It's Attorneys General"

Recent News​