Man Types ‘Boobs’ Into Wordle 18 years after typing 80085 into calculator

Enmore – Local 34 year old maths teacher James Rickard confirmed that today’s Wordle word is not ‘boobs’.

Mr Rickard said he tries ‘boobs’ as the first word every day, despite being aware of the tactical stupidity of his decision.

“Yeah look, I know it doesn’t make any sense to waste the first word on just three consonants and one vowel, but I’ve been typing ‘boobs’ into pocket computers for nearly two decades now”, said Rickard. “One day this is gonna pay off for me.”

Rickard added that he is sometimes tempted to try variations on the theme such as ‘gonad’, ‘penis’ and ‘balls’, but has reached a stage in life where he feels routine is important.

“The older I get, the more I realise it’s important to start your days with an established routine… two slices of raisin toast, a glass of orange juice and typing ‘boobs’ into Wordle.”

Rickard also stated he will stop playing the game when it moves to a paid model, adding “If I’ve learned one thing in life, it’s that there will always be something you can type ‘boobs’ into.”

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