Man Types ‘Boobs’ Into Wordle 18 years after typing 80085 into calculator Enmore – Local 34 year old maths teacher James Rickard confirmed that today’s Wordle word is not ‘boobs’. Mr Rickard said he tries ‘boobs’ as the first word every day, despite being aware of the tactical stupidity of his decision. “Yeah look, I […]
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Kyuss Fan Celebrates 18th Year of Trying to get People into Kyuss Annandale – Following the eighteenth birthday of Queens of the Stone Age’s seminal album Songs for the Deaf last Friday, local Kyuss fan Billy Maplethorpe celebrated his own milestone, having been trying to convince people that Kyuss are better over the same period.
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Nation Socially Distances from Latest Bluesfest Lineup Brunswick Heads – Following the release of next year’s Bluesfest lineup, promoter Peter Noble confirmed that the festival had been carefully curated to ensure crowds would stay away. Speaking to The Dwarf the day after the announcement, Noble said “In these testing times, it’s more important than
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Nation’s Appreciation of Classical Music Increasing While on Hold to Centrelink An IPSOS poll has shown that classical music has never been more popular in Australia, with the trajectory of new converts to the genre rising in inverse proportion to the number of COVID-19 deaths, due to millions being exposed while on hold to Centrelink.
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Netflix Bows To Public Pressure And Agrees To Increase Their Sound Logo Volume By 400% Recent News Share on twitter Share on tumblr Share on email Share on facebook Share on reddit Share on whatsapp Share on vk Share on pinterest
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Disney+ Announces New Star Wars Series: The Womandalorian Hot on the heels of the release of their acclaimed series The Mandalorian, Disney+ has announced plans to release The Womandalorian, an all-female version of the Star Wars story, in early 2020. Bob Iger was thrilled at the prospect of an oestrogen-soaked, female-empowering, intergalactic saga. “This is
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