Couple Excited To Announce Another Wedding You Have To Attend!

Local couple Alyssa Stanfield and Ken Pratt are excited to announce another wedding that you have no choice but to attend! Taking to every conceivable form of social media this morning, the giddy couple thrilled their friends and acquaintances by confirming yet another wedding that would take up everyone’s time and money was on the horizon! “Hey everyone,” the post began. “Well, it’s official! Ken and I are getting married!!! I know you’re all as excited as we are, and we can’t wait for you to join us at a needlessly remote overseas location to celebrate our union as Mr and Mrs Pratt!” Upon seeing the earth-shattering news, local singleton Jackson Close jumped out of his seat, so excited was he by the prospect of having to spend some of his barely above minimum wage income on an overpriced kitchen appliance from the Peters of Kensington wedding registry. “This is awesome!,” Close exclaimed. “I just can’t wait to dust off my suit again and make my way to a beach-resort only accessible by helicopter for yet another enthralling ceremony! It’ll be great, I can’t think of a better way to spend my annual leave!” “I just hope I get invited to the engagement party as well,” he continued. “The last one I went to was so much fun. They aren’t married anymore, but still, the canapes were truly delightful.” “Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I went to Ken’s last wedding.” The couple then confirmed that you could look forward to receiving a personalised invitation in the mail, containing precise details of the ceremonial inconvenience.

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