Antony Green Stoked About Getting Penalty Rates This Weekend

Antony Green Stoked About Getting Penalty Rates This Weekend

Ultimo – As he gears up for his biggest night of the year, the ABC’s election analyst Antony Green confirmed that he was ‘absolutely ‘ken stoked' about earning time and a half on Saturday.

Speaking to The Dwarf, Green made clear that the penalty rates he would be earning more than made up for having to work on Saturday evening. “Yeah, look, I’d usually be out for a sesh with the boys tonight, but I just couldn’t say no to those sweet, sweet penalty rates, especially as I’m only a casual employee.”

“Also, there’s a ping-pong table at the studios, and I’m looking forward to having a hit with Juanita and Leigh during the breaks.”

When asked about his hopes for the election, Green stated “I’m hoping for a hung parliament, as the sheer amount of analysis required will provide enough work to see me through till the end of the year.”

Green also confirmed that he would be pre-ordering a Double Bondi Burger Meal and Churros from UberEats to be delivered to the ABC studios at 9 p.m. on Saturday.

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