Piece of Shit Finally Flushed Away

Melbourne – A persistent shit stain was finally flushed away yesterday, after years of clinging on to relevance in the dunny that is the AFL Footy Show.

The shit stain had become an increasingly peripheral figure in recent years, but had nevertheless managed to hang on to its position at the bottom of the bowl, never quite disappearing from public view. Its long-overdue removal occurred yesterday, although the shit stain insisted that it had entered the sewer of its own accord.

It has been a bad month for shit stains, with another prominent Sydney-based stain also disappearing earlier this month.

While the disappearance of these shit stains has been a source of joy for many, expert plumbers have warned that stains like these have a history of resurfacing, usually on Channel 9, no matter how foul their stench.