Ol' Mate Who had ‘Life-Changing’ Experience in Thailand Still Working in Real Estate

Nearly two months after being forced to return from his ‘life-changing’ trip to South-East Asia, sources can confirm that ol’ mate is still working as a real estate agent for Generique Realty.

Having fled a bucks week in Pattaya when the Coronavirus struck in March, ol’ mate had told you how things were going to be different from now on.

“Mate, this trip was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. The thing is, mate, over there, even the poor people have smiles on their faces. Until they had to wear masks that is.”

Still basking in the afterglow of his vacation, Bintang singlet-wearing ol' mate, who routinely spends around 120 bucks on durries and grog every week added, “They’ve got nothing, you know, but they make the most of what they have. We’re so lucky to have been born in God’s country mate. From now on, I’m not going to waste another second of my time on Earth.”

“We just weren’t meant to spend our lives doing all this corporate bullshit, you know?”, ol’ mate, who recently added ‘attention to detail’ to his Linkedin skillset, said. “I mean, there’s so much more to life than preparing condition reports and reviewing tenant applications. There’s a whole world out there!”

When contacted for a progress update, ol’ mate said that he was busy, as he was running late to show a studio apartment in St. Peters that was now going for ‘only’ $340 a week.

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