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The Dwarf's Guide To The 2019 Federal Election

Well, here we go again. On Saturday May 18th, you, dear fellow Australian, will fight your way past desperate volunteers only to gaze in confusion

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Antony Green Stoked About Getting Penalty Rates This Weekend

Ultimo – As he gears up for his biggest night of the year, the ABC’s election analyst Antony Green confirmed that he was ‘absolutely ‘ken

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Angus Young Unable To Name His Favourite LNP Member

Legendary AC/DC guitarist Angus Young shocked the nation today, admitting on Triple M’s Hot Breakfast that he could not name his favourite member of the

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Sad Gerard Henderson Not Smiling Under Captain GetUp Suit

Warringah – In a gutwrenching interview, renowned conservative commentator Gerard Henderson has revealed that he is the man inside the Captain GetUp suit. Speaking exclusively

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Sport

Disney+ Announces New Star Wars Series: The Womandalorian

Hot on the heels of the release of their acclaimed series The Mandalorian, Disney+ has announced plans to release The Womandalorian, an all-female version of

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Lifestyle

Disney+ Announces New Star Wars Series: The Womandalorian

Hot on the heels of the release of their acclaimed series The Mandalorian, Disney+ has announced plans to release The Womandalorian, an all-female version of

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Man Makes Major Life Decision After Advice From Talking Meerkat

Potts Point – Having agonised for months over which life insurance provider to entrust with his family’s future, forty-five year old electrician Wally Hammond finally

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Man Unwittingly Watches Cyclist’s Death Live On UberEats Tracker

Camperdown – Local stoner Philip McKeiran’s UberEats order took a macabre turn last night, as he unwittingly witnessed the death of his driver on the

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Diligent Mum Films Son's Birthday Party For Future Use In True Crime Documentary

Boise, ID – Local mother Pamela Wozkowiak diligently recorded her eight year-old son’s birthday party on Saturday, in the hope that the footage might one

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Millennial Still Coming Down From Weekend Foxtel Binge At Parents' House

St. Peters – Local artisanal barista Christopher Dawson chucked a sickie today after still feeling the effects of a Foxtel binge at his parents’ Taree

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Opinion

My Dead Ex-Wife’s Pornography-Jacket

Sally, my dead ex-wife, owned a pornography-jacket. This was a jacket that Sally wore only when we were making pornography. It’s my understanding that not

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